Dear people who lived here before us,
If I find ONE more pink ‘nerd’ in a crack/crevice/stair I swear to god I will hunt you down & shove them straight up your ass. And then make you eat them. Not even kidding. If I was as careless with my FunDip as you were with these Nerds we would have an ant infested home. Assholes.
With love,
The new tenants who don’t have a vacuum yet.
ps. maintenance did a fantastic job ‘deep cleaning’ the house before we moved in..
Oh wow! Lol. I guess this would be a bad time to tell you that Nerds were my all-time favorite candy when I was a kid.
They are my favorite too, aside from fundip! But holy crap these people are nerd-addicts. it’s out of control!!!! I find them every where.
HAHA, They probably had a few kids, or were high all the time and had wicked nerd munchies. I also love nerds, but haven’t had them since I was a kid! You’ve brought back quite a few memories with this post!!
That is exactly what I thought, probably kids. But they are in every single room! It is so nuts. And if they were high all the time wellll I can understand that. But still! Damn, clean up after yourself homies!
Haha I am so glad Em:)
I’m not going to lie… I’d probably eat them. You just don’t waste nerds.
Not gonna lie, wasn’t having the best morning until your comment made me literally laugh out loud.
I ate one once. Choked. Almost died. Just kidding. I did die.
hahah you didn’t like them?!
Well, they were alright. Not my favorite candy of all time. Especially not when they’ve been stuck in cracks and crevasses for years.
I want to know how you know they are nerds. What if they are pink mouse turds or crack rocks of a different color? Huh? You tasted one didn’t you, you little deviant…
I ate it… Still trippin out. I am soo ashamed
You’re not ashamed ; )
Ok ok – I am embarrassed. Not ashamed. Jani, I can’t believe you called me out on this. hahaha crack rocks/mouse turds. Lordy lord. Hilarious
It’s revenge of the Nerds.
Haha I didn’t even think of that – Just wrote the caption.
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