Dear people who lived here before us,
If I find ONE more pink ‘nerd’ in a crack/crevice/stair I swear to god I will hunt you down & shove them straight up your ass. And then make you eat them. Not even kidding. If I was as careless with my FunDip as you were with these Nerds we would have an ant infested home. Assholes.
The new tenants who don’t have a vacuum yet.
ps. maintenance did a fantastic job ‘deep cleaning’ the house before we moved in..